Public Display of Affection According to The Boy
So we are driving through a parking lot and I see this couple totally making out. The guy is like totally passionate, the girl, not so much. Not like she's in danger (unless he is going to choke her with his tongue). More like, gross bad breath.
Anyway, I say to CM, "Wow. That is some serious PDA. Do you see how she is like stiff and not that into it?"
CM: "Maybe it's an affair and she's worried someone will see them."
The Boy: (not even looking up from his book in the backseat), "Yeah it's probably one of those street fairs."
Ah, yes, another torrid, suburban, strip mall, street fair.
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Pat and I never go to "street fairs" anymore...
ps It's actually a vat of butter on top of a bag of 20 flour tortillas on top of a plstic tray of raw chicken.
I don't know what anyone would do with a tub that large of sour cream. Lord help us.
I heart him. I do. I need to give him a hug. We'll call it a "street fair," and just go about our business.
Thanks for not giving too much about Breaking Dawn away. I really, really, really am going to read these books one day. SOON! If I don't, I'd probably write the whole stupid story myself, get all excited about it, and realize IT'S ALREADY BEEN WRITTEN! I'm good at second-hand genius!
How DO they come up with these things anyway?
My husband is against all PDA! EVen hand holding. On our honey moon we had the beach to ourselves and I couldn't even get a tiny kiss out of him! Ugh you think him being alot younger than me would make him more free minded!! lol
Fantastic!!! And Adorable!