OB...No, not another tampon post.
I 'd like to start by proclaiming that I am in madly in love with my husband. In no way does this moment of "gyno-attraction" diminish his hotness and my love for said hotness.
Having said that, let's begin.
So I feel pretty safe in saying my OB is hotter than your OB.
Okay, make that "was", because when we left LA for St. George, I had to leave his glorious, silver, stirrups. But he is worth a post. Trust me on this .
Let's start with our first (and only) encounter. It was my 6 week follow up after having The Boy. My regular OB was out of town, so they assigned me to Dr. McHottie.
I walked into the room with no idea of what was to come. I got undressed (from the waist down of course) and stuck my feet in the stirrups. Then he walked in. A cross between Jake Gyllenhall and Channing Tatum. In scrubs. G.O.R.G.E.O.U.S. I got all kinds of flustered and the conversation went something like this.
McHottie: "Hello Mrs. R." (Cleverly reminding me of my marital status.)
Me: "Hi." (I giggle, which in turns, makes the nurse giggle. She must see this all the time.)
McHottie: "How have you been feeling? Any pain, swelling, light-headedness, etc?"
(You mean besides my weakened knees and loss of breath?)
Me: "Nope. I feel great." (And hot. And bothered.)
McHottie: "Great. Well, if you'll just slide down, I am going to check you out." (Right back at ya Doc.)
So now I am feeling all giddy, and it dawns on me that I should dazzle him with my wit.
Me: "You know what would be perfect? If they put some kind of crossword puzzle or word search on the ceiling." (What the hell?)
McHottie: laughing (I swear it was the sound of angel wings) "Yes, that's a great idea. I'll look into it."
Me: "It would be nice to have something to read." (Stop girl, Stop now.)
McHottie: "So you delivered an 8 1/2 pound baby and needed only one stitch? Wow. You (meaning my vagina) look great."
Me: blushing and beaming "Really? Thanks!"
You couldn't scrape that smile off my face. For a week. At least.
Thank goodness we moved. I now have a woman OB. She's not pretty.
What kind of drugs were you on that made his laugh sound like angels wings. Me want some please!
Love the blog. I'll be back!
PS. I want a McHottie as my OB. It would make it so much easier to make and keep appointments.
Thanks for making me laugh!
Remember Gilda Radner and the Presidential Erections?
L M V O ...
Onto McHottie...I have no words. He's lucky you were able to keep tabs on those post-partum hormones. I mean, seriously, I'm not sure that they should allow guys that good looking to be in that particular profession.
Do you remember the Friends episode where Rachel starts dating her OB and he doesn't want to have sex because he's tired of looking at vaginas all day? Hilarious.
I wonder if McHottie had that same problem.
Now don't get me wrong- I absolutley LOVED my OBGYN, still do-- I trusted him with my life, 3 C-sections and he took really good care of me.
Though I wouldn't consider him McHottie. He was cute... he did read Bridget Jones's Diary after me (we had our own little book club).
He loves to shop too, he speaks English, Spanish and Hebrew. Smart guy!
I thought he adorable in a Doogie Howser sort of way-- I swear he is about 7 years younger than me and 13 years younger than my hubby-- that was an ackward first appointment. My hubby wanted to be sure he was out of med-school. Then we got to know him.
We wondered for a long time if he was batting for the same team- it must have been these clogs he wore (very feminine).
Now he is happily married and has a couple of kids of his own.
He isn't McHottie, but I still love him, love him, love him!
I drove over 100 miles for him to deliver 2 of my kids...
Thanks for sharing Tiff
The only difference was that he wasn't hot, but he was a red-head with a porn-stasche. So, I guess it's really not the same at all.
Where have you people been all my life!?
It seems we could put together a coffee table book of OBs... or maybe a calendar?
And just so you can forever hold your head high--I thought your crossword puzzle comment was quite witty :)!
Thanks for a good belly laugh!
Come on you know we all want to see porn on the ceiling
He was my doc all through my pregnancy w/my youngest. Let's just say I had his cell phone # (what doc gives you his CELL #?) and I might've called him when he was in Delaware for training, over a chicken pox scare. Hey--it was an emergency (in my head)!
I never looked so forward to going to the doctor in all my life.
Jake doesn't do a thing for me, but Channing sure does! HAWT! Were you thinking about breaking it down on the dance floor with him when he was, ahem, between your legs?
Oh, and I'm totally entering you in the next "Mrs. Great-Looking Vagina USA" pageant. We'll show up with signs and banners in support.
I have an OB story of my own, but you have inspired me to blog about it. That and my cheerleading tampons. I owe it all to you, Tiffany!
p.s. Carrie still cracks me up.
Hmmmmm...where does he live??
Oh, I used to have a "hot"physician. My ex SIL was in love with him. She was so obsessed with him that she constantly had some medical issues that needed his attention every few weeks and I am not joking. When he got a new car, I walked in and said " I see my SIL bought you a new car" he would chuckle. One day he was examining me for a physical and my SIL was in the room with me (don't ask me why, this was 17 years ago) and he says while checking my heart, "Gayla, your sweating a lot, am I making you nervous?" I replied "No Dr Bradley, your just turning me on." He was speechless, his med student whom was also there about hit the floor laughing. Course I was showing off for my SIL and the med student (we had went to the same highschool). Dang I miss him.
this is too funny.
..had to laugh at that glitter comment too...
Great posts, I'm so adding your blog to my favs list!
I lived in St.George for a year! Utah right? How do you like it!
On two separate visits about 6 months apart, he complimented my sandals. Oh how I blushed. Embarassing! LOL
P.S. Thanks for the warm welcome!
Happy belated birthday and happy SITS day!
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too funny...especially your comment to him about cross word puzzles on the ceiling..
Happy Birthday! And Happy SITS day!
Not that I want the elephant man to be checking me out either.
Just someone middle of the road, please.
Happy SITS day of course and Happy Belated b-day!
My doctor was (we've moved and I haven't found a new one) a woman. She had an entirely different look - different clothes, different hair, different make-up - everytime I saw her. It was a bit weird. But she was a great doctor.
I once had an orthodontist (I was eight) who was hot and I could not stop grinning the whole time. He called me Princess. I was so flattered - until I realized the nickname was because he couldn't remember my real name. And then I was really mad when my best friend bragged that Dr. Mac called her Princess at every appointment.
It never occurred to me to mention it. She was upset because she took her husband along and had a hard time acting normal because, she said, he was EXACTLY the guy that you always thought that you would grow up and marry.
I also have a crush on my OB and the last time I saw him he helped me concoct a plan for getting pregnant again...against my husband's wishes. *I* think it is because he wants to see me again on a regular basis......
Congrats on your Sauciness!
I am pretty sure your gyno is better looking than my gyno. I do not get that weak in the knees feeling for him. Now On the other hand, my foot doctor reminds me of Carlos of Desperate Housewives.
Happy SITS Day!
This is why I always go with the old, ugly OB's!!!
I love this post!
WHere is the pic for us? How awkward would that have been?
Too bad he's not your reg OB... :-D
Love from SITS and congrats again!
Happy Birthday from a SITSta!
Thanks for the laugh!
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Happy belated Bday!!
I have never had a hot OB because I always use female midwives lol. I don't think I could do male OB/midwife.
I'd be thinking about how hot he was the whole time, unless he wasn't a looker..
Then I'd be thinking he was checking me out the whole time, because that's the only way he gets to see the opposite sex lol.
Hugs and Mocha,
I'd ask for your gynos number but I'm a born again virgin so I won't be needing it for awhile.
It's funny - I posted a male OB story on my blog today!
I would have to admit I would have been giggling too!
My OB is a lady...
Thanks and my best to you and all you do do, Lynn
Luckily(?) I've never had a hot doctor. In fact mine tend to be old. And so not hot. And frequently women. I'm thinking that's a good thing now....
I cannot believe this story.
Looking forward to meeting you in Baltimore!!