Marketing Genius...
Dear Tampax, After using your product for years, I have come to realize you are missing a key element to providing me a "happy period". Please include a Snickers Bar in every box. I think you will find that not only will your sales increase, but your customer loyalty will triple. Thank you. PS: After much consideration (and wine), my friends and I would like to request the following coupons be included in our monthly kit: McDonalds French Fries, Ammunition (maybe buy one get one free?), Electrolysis (those trucker mustaches are a killer) and Prozac or any other good anti-depressant. A "Get out of Jail Free Card" issued by local law enforcement would also be a big incentive to buy your product. My husband is requesting a free night or two stay at a nice hotel... Or, maybe we will all smarten up and just get a Mirena and be done.