After using your product for years, I have come to realize you are missing a key element to providing me a "happy period".
Please include a Snickers Bar in every box.
I think you will find that not only will your sales increase, but your customer loyalty will triple.
PS: After much consideration (and wine), my friends and I would like to request the following coupons be included in our monthly kit: McDonalds French Fries, Ammunition (maybe buy one get one free?), Electrolysis (those trucker mustaches are a killer) and Prozac or any other good anti-depressant.
A "Get out of Jail Free Card" issued by local law enforcement would also be a big incentive to buy your product.
My husband is requesting a free night or two stay at a nice hotel...
Or, maybe we will all smarten up and just get a Mirena and be done.
Like I tell my husband, at that time of the month my happiness is directly related to the amount of chocolate in my bloodstream.
Anyway...you need to switch to Playtex Sport. No, Snickers don't come with, BUT they do offer edifying quotes on each tampon wrapper. The last one I used read, "YOU ROCK, GIRL!" Who knew a verbal hug of affirmation could come from something as mundane as a tampon wrapper? That's what I wanting to blog about. Playtex Sport Tampons--cheerleaders of my day. Do you love that I have no fear about commenting on it here?
Mel, I am so glad you are enjoying the blog. Thanks for the support.
Lula! You must post about the "cheerleading tampon", as you just made me a believer.
I vote that they include one tampon in each fun size pack of M&Ms. That ought to get me through things just fine!
She'll see your mustache and raise you three chin hairs.
Carrie- Thanks for the info regarding the pro's of keeping your uterus
Heather- Yes, if the chocolate companies would include feminine products, I'd be all set.
Debbie-Genius. We could ask them to include coupons for all sorts of things... bullets, Prozac, french fires... this could be a win/win situation for all kinds of companies.
Sunshine- You aren't kidding. I did just turn my paperwork in to have my blog "copyrighted"... although, could I really be the first to offer up the idea?
Jennifer- You are one funny chick. Trucker mustache...I laughed out loud;
Carrie- If you lived here I would be stalking you to hang out with me...I still can't get over "elf porn".
Natalie- Bitterness is evil. So is bloating and cramps.
Blarney- Spill it Sister. I need this thing you speak of.
Scargosun- Thank you. Occasionally I see the obvious and write it down.
Thanks! Much appreciated.
It would be like a war zone and I predict that it would result it a lot of males dying, and sappy women crying because "it was a mistake" Can't we all just go on vacation once a month?
And I love the husbands addition with the hotel stay.
And don't get the mirena. I got it almost 3 months ago and I've been bleeding/spotting ever since. Not. Fun.
I personally would like my tampons to play "I Will Survive" every time I bust one open. I can get through anything with that song groovin' in the background.
Ah yes, my dear friend the Mirena. Spotted for a few months, then nada-enchilada. But I still need monthly chocolate. Ok, DAILY chocolate.
Happy SITS day!
Chocolate in every box (hell, in every WRAPPER) might make me switch back. Screw might...it WOULD.