Comments on The R Family Diaries: Liar. Liar.

Pants on fire! Hehe. Mine is, "I'm just r...

2010-03-09T12:47:02.781-08:00

Pants on fire! Hehe. Mine is, "I'm just running into Liquidation World; in and out, I swear!" Technically that is not a lie, because I entered and exited. There was just a 2-hour delay in between.

I was thinking about this the other day, all the l...

2010-02-19T15:27:44.099-08:00

I was thinking about this the other day, all the little white lies I tell my son and whether this makes my mothering somewhat questionable.

In fact I think I'm going to write a post on this very topic. Will holla at you when I do.

sigh this is hilarious! ...And hits so close to ...

2010-01-26T10:41:07.782-08:00

*sigh* this is hilarious! ...And hits so close to home for me! My fave: "I'll be off the computer in a minute." We all know what that means...

Love this! I am so guilty of a lot of these. Mine ...

2010-01-25T17:04:41.742-08:00

Love this! I am so guilty of a lot of these. Mine would have to be- I'm not really into Reality TV, it's too trashy for me. Just found your blog, and I'm really enjoying browsing through your rants and raves.

"it's no problem at all!" haha GREA...

2010-01-22T09:52:31.821-08:00

"it's no problem at all!"

haha GREAT LIST!!

"Good seeing you again." and "It...

2010-01-14T02:53:51.485-08:00

"Good seeing you again." and "It's Fine." (usually said to my partner when having an argument).
Whoops, gotta go put my pants out!

Work from home India

I LOVE every one of these, I must admit, I have us...

2010-01-05T18:42:20.890-08:00

I LOVE every one of these, I must admit, I have used them myself. I feel the need to come up with a complete list and can see a blog post forming from the idea. In the mean time, here is my big add -

"I just love her / him to death!"

I can so relate to everything you said! OMGosh!

2010-01-05T08:28:06.270-08:00

I can so relate to everything you said! OMGosh!

How about...I'm only going to get one thing at...

2010-01-04T10:47:10.854-08:00

How about...I'm only going to get one thing at Target!

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your ol...

2010-01-03T17:27:27.478-08:00

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

Oh, honey, I had a great time with your aunts and ...

2009-12-29T09:08:54.116-08:00

Oh, honey, I had a great time with your aunts and uncles at the party!

Beautiful blog, btw. :)

all of what you wrote. plus. "i didn'...

2009-12-28T21:22:28.783-08:00

all of what you wrote.

plus. "i didn't have time to cook. i've been so busy with the kids."

" I went to the mall because I needed to retu...

2009-12-15T18:48:08.984-08:00

" I went to the mall because I needed to return something"

"My kids do that too, don't worry its just a phase"

"Mmmm this is good"

So fun!

*I never take naps during the day. (And for the ...

2009-12-15T10:28:56.322-08:00

*I never take naps during the day.
(And for the record--I rarely do. But even once a month is more than "never." Don't tell Scott.)

*I bought it on sale.

*Your kids ARE well-behaved.

*I'm too full for dessert.

*I've cleaned all day long.
(20 minute computer breaks--every hour--don't count.)

*No, I would've NEVER said anything about her behind her back!

*I've only gained 20 pounds in the past 5 years.

*I never let the TV babysit my children!

*She means well...

*I only spent $50 at Sephora.

And that's the biggest lie of them all.
Sigh...

Love it...

"I'm just checking my e-mail" Ha you...

2009-12-14T10:51:34.013-08:00

"I'm just checking my e-mail"
Ha you are so funny!

I'm 42.. No that doesn't make your butt l...

2009-12-13T22:45:15.152-08:00

I'm 42..

No that doesn't make your butt look big

OMG this is such a great post. Here's mine: ...

2009-12-13T17:39:45.798-08:00

OMG this is such a great post.

Here's mine:

"I DO like your new winter coat!"

I lied this morning when my husband made a move to...

2009-12-13T06:45:42.527-08:00

I lied this morning when my husband made a move to get up with the baby, I said "I don't mind getting up!" although I really did mind (to be truthful I actually thought, it's that a-hole's turn!). Then I promptly fell back asleep.
I love your list!

Bwahahahahaha! "I'll be off the computer...

2009-12-12T07:14:44.388-08:00

Bwahahahahaha!

"I'll be off the computer in a minute" is a HUGE one for me, too!

And the "southern disclaimer" of 'Bless Her Heart'----you always know that's followed up with a non-positive assessment! ;)

Hope you are hanging in Ms. Tiffany. Miss you!

You covered some good ones. How 'bout - Great...

2009-12-11T13:42:05.614-08:00

You covered some good ones.

How 'bout - Great post!

LOL - just kidding. I don't ever do the 2 word "great post" thing but I know a lot of people who do.

'You can watch football.' 'I'm fi...

2009-12-11T13:36:22.079-08:00

'You can watch football.'

'I'm fine.' (said to my husband)

'I don't eat french fries often.'

'I don't eat pizza.' (WHICH for the most part is true, but sometimes...sometimes...I will. If I have to.)

I have a million: "Sure I have time for tha...

2009-12-11T12:25:22.388-08:00

I have a million:

"Sure I have time for that"

"No problem, anything to help"

"Do you want half of my X" usually said to the hubs, and always about food, which he has the nerve to TAKE

"I like getting up early"

"I really don't mind blow drying"

"Sure, come over"

"It's ok hunny, I can do the laundry/dishes/grocery shopping"

"I don't know, I don't ever watch the new 90210"

:D

Hilarious, I've definitely been guilty of a fe...

2009-12-11T11:41:16.717-08:00

Hilarious, I've definitely been guilty of a few of those... and probably

"I just have to fix my hair, 5 minutes!" ... it's never 5 minutes.

"BRB" -said to husband when stopping in ...

2009-12-11T11:40:22.924-08:00

"BRB" -said to husband when stopping in to hang out with my best friend and neighbor.

"I'll just have one more..."-said when ordering a glass of wine at my favorite local happy hour wine bar.

"Your new haircut is so...cute!" "...

2009-12-11T07:34:42.601-08:00

"Your new haircut is so...cute!"

"Sure, I have time tomorrow to work on that report."

"Yes, I already logged a ticket on that issue."

"Sure, Delia. I'd love to 'get you' again."

"No, it's no problem to come over to your desk now [and interrupt my work]."

Comments on The R Family Diaries: Liar. Liar.

Pants on fire! Hehe. Mine is, "I'm just r...

I was thinking about this the other day, all the l...

*sigh* this is hilarious! ...And hits so close to ...

Love this! I am so guilty of a lot of these. Mine ...

"it's no problem at all!" haha GREA...

"Good seeing you again." and "It...

I LOVE every one of these, I must admit, I have us...

I can so relate to everything you said! OMGosh!

How about...I'm only going to get one thing at...

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your ol...

Oh, honey, I had a great time with your aunts and ...

all of what you wrote. plus. "i didn'...

" I went to the mall because I needed to retu...

*I never take naps during the day. (And for the ...

"I'm just checking my e-mail" Ha you...

I'm 42.. No that doesn't make your butt l...

OMG this is such a great post. Here's mine: ...

I lied this morning when my husband made a move to...

Bwahahahahaha! "I'll be off the computer...

You covered some good ones. How 'bout - Great...

'You can watch football.' 'I'm fi...

I have a million: "Sure I have time for tha...

Hilarious, I've definitely been guilty of a fe...

"BRB" -said to husband when stopping in ...

"Your new haircut is so...cute!" "...

sigh this is hilarious! ...And hits so close to ...